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Senin, 10 Mei 2010

Butterfly Flowers Coloring Pages

ARTY FAIRY TO COLOR

Here's a very artistic fairy to print and colour - click on the picture to see it full size then press CONTROL and the letter P on your keyboard to print it...

Megan declared : We got a new teacher at school today, Mum.

Me : Oh yeah? Is that Mrs Smith?

Megan : Yes. How did you know?

Me : Mum's know everything! (I read the newsletter that Megan's regular teacher went into hospital for a hysterectomy and won't be back this term). Is she nice?

Megan : Yes, but she's old.

Me : As old as mummy?

Megan: No way!!

Geezo! How to make Mum feel over-the-hill and totally unsexy in one easy step by 7 year old Megan.

Minggu, 09 Mei 2010

Useless Inventions - Bum Juicer

I Fucking LOVE this shit!!!

Yeah, its usually the Japs that invent ~~useless crap~~ these must-have inventions. You better rush out and patent these wee gems just incase someone else steals yer whack-a-doodle idea!

It rocks my fucking face off every time...

Gives another meaning to Anal...The Butt Juicer. Do you have to be nekkid to use it? I think I'll pass on the ass juice thanx!

All the Better to See You With, my Dear

Mink?

Rain Collector. But with that upside-down brolly he's still gonna get wet, fucking Japs...

Clearly for small spills only.

Do YOU have an explanation for this one? No noodle dribble?

Oh-So-Glam in her Brolly hat.

Instant Ken Dodd hair-on-a-hat

Like we don't have enough shite to hang around our necks...
Wine Glass Carrier...actually this one is quite useful for those drunken parties.

Have you come across any kewl inventions on your trips across the interwebs? Share with me...

Sabtu, 08 Mei 2010

AFC Wins 4-0

Alberton Football Club Under 7's Little Lions whipped the pants off Benoni 4 - 0 on their turf on Saturday morning. What an awesome game! They played like champions and shon like wee stars! I am so proud of them. They train so hard and play so well as a team. Way to Go Alberton Lions!!!

Warm up shooting